Quote from Frankie in hecks on a plane
Female TSA Agent: Ma'am, you're gonna need to check that bag. Frankie: Oh, no. No. That's okay. No, thanks. We're not checking any bags. We're just carrying on. Female TSA Agent: Ma'am, if it won't fit through the screener... You're gonna have to check that bag. Frankie: For $25 a bag, it'll fit. Female TSA Agent: Uh... ma'am. Frankie: Make it... Make it... You know what? It'll fit. I just gotta rearrange a few things. Okay. Hey, everybody, put some clothes on. Come on.