Quote from Axl in Errand Boy
Mike: What you got going on on your upper lip there? Frankie: Is that dirt? [licks thumb] Axl: No, it's hair, okay? All the guys on the football team are growing beards for the play-offs. Mike: And what are you doin'? Axl: Oh. Hilarious, Dad. For your F.Y.I., this is only two days old, and according to BearGuru.com, I'm showing above-average hair growth for my age.