Sue: How do I look? I can take it. I need some constructive criticism. Tryouts are Thursday.
Axl: You know what would really impress the judges? If you lit the ends on fire like they do in Hawaii.
Sue: This is a serious sport, Axl. They don't just let anyone wear the white patent-leather boots. [glass breaking]
Axl: Oh, man, that would have been so much cooler on fire.