Quote from Mike in The Scratch
Officer McCoy: Now I realize this may be uncomfortable for you to talk about, Mr. Heck, but has your wife ever been physically abusive to you? Mike: [chuckles] Are you kidding? She's, like, 5 feet tall. I could kick her ass. Officer McCoy: And do you ever kick... her ass? Mike: No. No, of course not. Frankie: Oh, Mike. Got your message. Mike: Hi, honey. Lookit. See how little she is? Take your shoes off, hon.