Officer McCoy: Now I realize this may be uncomfortable for you to talk about, Mr. Heck, but has your wife ever been physically abusive to you?
Mike: [chuckles] Are you kidding? She's, like, 5 feet tall. I could kick her ass.
Officer McCoy: And do you ever kick... her ass?
Mike: No. No, of course not.
Frankie: Oh, Mike. Got your message.
Mike: Hi, honey. Lookit. See how little she is? Take your shoes off, hon.