Frankie: [v.o.] Here in the Midwest, fall is the best time of year. Corn mazes, football booster club, and in our neighborhood, the Birchwood Avenue Block Party. If you live between 321 and 452 Birchwood Avenue, you're more than welcome. But if you don't, well, you're out of luck. But the most exciting thing about the block party is the Birchwood 500. Three nail-biting laps around the block on your riding mower. The whole neighborhood looks forward to it. Especially the kids.
Axl: Lawn-mower races are lame.
Frankie: [v.o.] Well, most of them anyway.
Frankie: Axl's in that phase right now where everyone and everything is lame.
[flashbacks:]
Axl: Birthdays are lame. [blows out candle]
Axl: TV is lame. [turns off TV]
Axl: Food is lame. [drops burger]