Brad: You want me to go to the Donahues'? I could say I'm selling tulip bulbs for the Orson Theater and see what the vibe is.
Sue: No, they're not even home. The whole family went skiing in Michigan. They wrap it up into community service and pick up trash on the slopes.
Brad: Oh.
Sue: I just wish I knew what Sean was thinking.
Brad: So just send him a casual text. Do you guys have a text-y relationship?
Sue: Not really. Okay, let's see. The last thing I texted him was... "My toenail is black. Should I have it looked at?" Well, he's studying to be a doctor.