Mike: Hey, Sue, come here. Here's, uh... here's $5. Why don't you get yourself one of those fancy coffees.
Sue: What? Why?
Mike: Eh, no reason.
Sue: Really? I don't have to change a tire or crawl under the house to check a leak?
Mike: No.
Sue: Oh, my God! $5! Mom! Dad just gave me $5! $5! [laughs]
Mike: Sue, it's not that...
Sue: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! I am gonna go get a fancy coffee right now! Wait. Does it have to be a fancy coffee?
Mike: No. That was just a suggestion.
Sue: I can get anything?! Oh, but what? I know. I am gonna get a package of those mini umbrellas to make my smoothies festive. Or an off-brand fidget spinner. Or five things from the 99-cent store and still have a nickel left over!
Mike: That's good, I'd do that.
Sue: Quick, before I spend it, someone get a photo of Dad giving me the $5 for the scrapbook!