Brick: Well, the sophomore hijinks are finally starting to kick in. I was starting to think that sophomore year wasn't going to be everything I'd seen in books and movies, but, boy, was I wrong. Things are poppin', whirrin', and a-crackin'.
Frankie: Okay, I'll bite. Why are things poppin', whirrin', and a-crackin'?
Brick: 'Cause I'm about to be arrested. See, the sophomore president organized this fundraiser where classmates come and arrest you, lock you up at the school, then your friends come to bail you out. It's called the Sophomore Slammer. And all the money goes to charity... Hoosiers for Head Injuries.
Mike: Just to be clear, they're against 'em?
Brick: I didn't ask, but I'm assuming they are. Anyway, this is a serious charity. It's proven that people with head injuries have a lot of trouble later in life.
Axl: Hello! Oh, my pants are on backwards. [chuckles] I was wondering why I had to tie 'em in the back.
Brick: Well, I'm off the prepare for my big weekend. It was definitely a good move to break up with Cindy so now I'm free to participate in all these sophomore shenanigans.
Axl: Worst mistake of his life.
Frankie: Dumb as hell.