Quote from Brick in The Par-Tay
Frankie: How's your spaghetti? Mike: Good. How's yours? Frankie: It's good. Brick! How's yours? Brick: [sitting on the porch] Good! [vehicle approaches] Dad! Code blue! There's a truck! False alarm. Just movers. Frankie: [v.o.] After the basement flooded, Mike jerry-rigged the pipes, but we needed a professional to come and look at it. We were looking for a plumber off the clock... someone who'd fix it for 20 bucks and a case of beer. Brick: Dad, this is not a drill! There's a van coming this way! It's a plumber! It's a plumber! Mike: You're sure? Brick: It has a picture of a dripping faucet and a self-effacing cartoon of a man with his pants pulled down just enough to show crack. Mike: Bingo! We have plumber! Brick: He's coming from the Norwoods' driveway. He's going fast! Hurry! Mike: Stall him! [After Brick rolls a ball out into the street, the van comes to a halt. Mike rushes out of the house and over the driver's window] Mike: Hi. Mike Heck.