Frankie: Hey, Brick, everything okay?
Brick: [sighs] Not really. You know how you guys were talking about high schoolers pulling pranks? I don't know. You made it sound so fun. And I thought, since I've never done one, that I would try my hand at a prank.
Frankie: Please tell me you didn't go streaking. The '80s were a very different time.
Brick: No, I had this great idea to change the Dewey Decimal System in the library by switching the 500s with the 900s. People would go up to a shelf expecting books on botany, but instead they'd get ancient civilizations. Everyone would be like, "What? What crazy man did this?"
Mike: You'd be the first to do it.
Brick: I know! Right? I had this whole elaborate plan, like Ocean's Eleven. I was gonna push the cart, Troy was the muscle, Cindy was the femme fatale. But they just weren't into it. So, guess I'll graduate high school without an epic story. Maybe that's my story -- no story. [sighs]