Quote from Brick in Exes and Ohhhs
Mike: What the hell is that? Brick: Do you not ever listen to me? I told you guys the library's closing down their east wing so they can turn it into a Tommy T's franchise. Mike: No kidding? A Tommy T's in Orson? Frankie: Oh, I love Tommy T's. Brick: You're missing the point. It's sad. They're shutting down half the library because people just read on their phones now. So to raise money to save the other wing, they're selling all the displaced books and equipment. That's why I got a sweet deal on this baby. They open up again at 6:00 a.m. if you wanna check out the sale. Frankie: Yeah, I'm not getting up at 6:00 to buy books, but I would get up at 6:00 for Tommy T's. Mike: Okay, now I'm craving a double-fried Big Tommy with bacon. They guarantee a tablespoon of mayo in every bite. Brick: I should have stayed with the Fergusons.