Sue: Wait. Did you just start feeling this way? 'Cause that shampoo isn't FDA-approved. The chemicals could've seeped into your brain.
Lexie: No, I've known for a while. I thought I would get over it, you know, like... like the flu.
Sue: Oh, I was wondering why you'd ever want to come to Orson for spring break instead of the Bahamas.
Lexie: I'm sorry. It's just, he's kind of cute and funny and I-I can't help it.
Sue: Okay, okay. Okay. [breathing heavily] Oh my God. I think I have hysterical blindness.
Lexie: Your eyes are closed.
Sue: Okay. I'm not blind, but I am still very hysterical. I mean, this is a lot of information to process. It's a clash of things... of two things I like, but I'm not sure I like them together. Like turkey and chocolate... I like them, but not as a couple. But who knows? Maybe they would be delicious. And I mean, who am I to stop turkey and chocolate from getting together if they want to? Just go for it!
Lexie: Oh! Thank you so much. I would never do anything about it without your blessing. Now, where can I put this towel so your cleaning lady will find it?