Sue: Oh, my God, Lexie. I am so sorry. I grabbed you the extra pillow from the bottom of the closet. Doris must've been sleeping on it.
Lexie: Does she have fleas?
Darrin: Oh, no. I don't think so... not anymore. It's probably just our detergent. It's really cheap. You have to get used to it.
Lexie: Or it could be the sheets. What's the thread count?
Sue: What's that?
Lexie: You know, the number of threads woven together in the fabric.
Sue: I have no idea what you're talking about. What's better... higher or lower?
Lexie: Higher.
Sue: Then they're lower.