Frankie: [v.o.] In New York, they have soirees. In L.A., they have galas. But at East Indiana State, you haven't lived till you've been to the annual Axl, Hutch, and Kenny 'Bago Bash... beverages and food not included.
Axl: [chuckles] All right! We did it, man. Senior year rules.
Hutch: We're going out on top. Whoa! Whatcha got in the bag? Pita chips and no hummus. The flier specified "All chips to be accompanied by their respective dips." Well, let's send it through the skylight and see what the people have to say. [cheering] You got lucky. The people are drunk. [laughs] All right. Come on. Come on in.
Hutch: Wow. We're legends on this campus, and we owe it all to the 'Bago.
Axl: She's been good to us.
Hutch: Yes, she has. Wait. What are we gonna do with it when we graduate? I mean, I can't take it with me, 'cause I'm gonna be in grad school.
Axl: Well, I can't take it. I got a business degree from East Indiana State. I'm gonna be, like... a C.E.O. of a business, doing business stuff, you know? Carrying a briefcase down hallways, asking people about their weekends.
Hutch: Okay. What if we give it to a needy freshman, let the legend continue?
Axl: Or... we could sell it to a needy freshman and let the legend continue.
Hutch: Oh, you are a business man.