Quote from Mike in Sorry Not Sorry
Axl: Okay, so maybe I'm not the best at apologizing, but at least I try. Mike: What's that supposed to mean? Axl: I'm just saying you never apologize. Maybe I learned it from you. Mike: I apologize. I apologized to you five hours ago. Axl: No, Mom apologized. You just stood there. You never say you're sorry. [flashback:] Brick: Dad, you ate the other half of the sandwich I was saving. Mike: I bought it. [flashback:] Sue: Dad, you were supposed to pick me up an hour ago. Mike: When I was a kid, we walked home. [flashback to Mike throwing one of Axl's sneakers to him, hitting him on the head:] Mike: Catch. Axl: Ow? Mike: I said, "Catch."