Quote from Frankie in True Grit
Mike: Hey, what's that on your butt? Frankie: Huh? Mike: There's some kind of message there. Frankie: What? What are you talking about? I can't see anything. Huh. Wait. Oh, my God. I did not mean to get these. Mike: If you say so. Frankie: Seriously, do these look like something I'd buy? [Frankie's holds up underwear which reads "I'd hit that"] Mike: I don't know. You buy T-shirts for those fun runs you never go on. Frankie: No, no, they were all on this table... 5 for 20 bucks... so I just grabbed a handful. I bought all these normal ones. This must have got in by mistake. Oh, my God, this is so embarrassing. I'm gonna have to return them. Mike: Why? Frankie: Right, I'm gonna wear something that says "I'd hit that." Come on, that's ridiculous. Boy, lesson learned... Never shop for underwear without your glasses. Mike: Well, I guess if you need reading glasses to see the underwear, you should probably just go straight to diapers.