Sue: I am so excited, Brad. I can't believe two kids from Orson would actually make it all the way to Pigeon Forge. [chuckles]
Brad: Oh, slight snafu but happy accident... We have to be there Saturday, not Sunday.
Sue: Oh, that's a big snafu, Brad. Brick's graduation is on Saturday.
Brad: Oh, I'm so, so sorry. I was looking at last year's Lady Gaga calendar, not this year's, so I got my days mixed up. I just couldn't take last year's down. Nobody puts Gaga in a wastebasket.
Sue: This is bad, Brad. What are we supposed to do?
Brad: We? I'm a featured ensemble dancer in "Ramblin' Jack's Banjo Review" and I have a show Saturday.
Sue: Oh, my God. You're right. I'm just Aunt Granny. If I don't show up, they can literally put anyone in the wig and glasses and replace me. I mean, obviously I am gonna bring something special to showing people to their table, but they don't know that yet.
Brad: My God, this is so dramatic. I hate drama. I mean, I love drama, but not this drama. You know, Brick's only in eighth grade, right? That's not even a big graduation. Do you have to be there? I mean, this is Dollywood, Sue. Two years ago, a guy from one of the shows was tapped to understudy a spoon in the touring company of Beauty and the Beast.