Quote from Brick in Floating 50
Coach Babbitt: All right, here's all your ball sports. Okay, go ahead, pick them up, test them out. See which one you spark to. [Brick picks up a volleyball and taps it] Coach Babbitt: That's a ball, Heck. You're not looking for a ripe melon. Brick: Hmm. [Brick picks up a tennis ball, sniffs it and rubs it against his face] Brick: Mm. [Brick picks up a football and licks the tip of it] Coach Babbitt: Look, we only have 45 minutes of study hall left. Brick: I like this one. Coach Babbitt: That's a ball pump. Brick: I like the way it feels on my face.