Quote from Brick in Floating 50
Coach Babbitt: Now, when you conquer a sport, there's no better feeling in the world 'cause you don't do it for some trophy. You do it for a feeling of satisfaction that you get right in here. Okay, now, Heck. And catch! [Brick takes a rubber ball in the face] Coach Babbitt: Okay, now, this is for an orange slice. [Brick takes a football in the face] Coach Babbitt: This one's for any book you want. [Brick takes a volleyball in the face] Coach Babbitt: Uh... I will give you my Subaru when you turn 16! [Brick takes a basketball in the face] Coach Babbitt: All right, forget balls. Personally, I think fencing belongs in the drama department, but we're reaching here. Heck? Hey, pay attention. Brick: [as Yoda ] A Jedi master, I am! [grunting] [later, Coach Tink has one eye bandaged as she and Brick lay near the dug-up hole:] Coach Babbitt: There's nothing wrong with what we're doing here. We're just replacing "I can't do sports," with "I can't do small talk," just as I will be replacing this memory with a Cadillac Margarita at Chi Chi's.