Quote from Brick in Birds of a Feather
Mike: Got a sec? Brick: Hmm. Mike: Look, you're only in sixth grade... Brick: Eighth. Mike: Eighth. Don't you think that's a little young to be tied down in a relationship? Brick: No way. I love having a girlfriend. Mike: Right, but you want to keep your options open. Brick: What options? It's a miracle I landed Cindy. She's like a needle in the world's largest haystack.