Quote from Frankie in Not So Silent Night
Frankie: Look at us, Mike. What are we doing? Even if we get out the door right now, it's gonna be a nightmare. We're gonna end up in the second overflow with the cinder-block walls. To be honest, it's like church jail. Maybe we should just not go. Mike: Are you serious? 'Cause once this thing's off, it's off. Frankie: Yeah. I'm calling it. Mike: Guys! Get in here! Your mom says we don't got to go to church this year. Sue: Not go to church? Can we do that? [gasps] Maybe we should ask God for a sign. Frankie: Here's our sign, Sue. [holds up a bra] Axl: Ho ho! Awesome! It's been real. See you guys New Year's Day! Frankie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just 'cause I said we're not going to church doesn't mean we're not going to church. There's plenty of channels that offer a Christmas Eve service, so we'll stay at home and watch it on TV. Sue: Okay. Frankie: And everybody wears pants! [Axl groans]