Quote from Pat in Homecoming II: The Tailgate
Frankie: What is that supposed to mean? Pat: Oh, you're just a little free with your money. Frankie: I eat out of dented cans from the Frugal Hoosier. This was a hand-me-down from our cleaning lady at work! Pat: Why are you so angry? Frankie: How did you get like this, huh? When did you become... you're just so... licking my face and shaking down my friends for money. And what's the deal with the paper towels? Stop telling people they're so strong you can make curtains out of them. Who would want to do that?! I love you, and I'm lucky to still have you, but I wish you would stop embarrassing me with your... Pat: I'm embarrassing you? You think I'm embarrassing? Frankie: [sighs] I'm sorry. Wait. I didn't mean that. I'm not saying I have a drinking problem, but I... [chuckles] I can't hold my Frankietinis, you know? I've been saying crazy things all day. I told someone I like scallions. [chuckles] What? Pat: You know, I think maybe I'll go check on Sue. [voice breaking] She's always happy to see me.