Brick: How's college?
Sue: [on video chat] Well, how would you like to find out for yourself? Because you are getting an all-expense-paid trip to East Indiana State! Ah! It's not actually all-expense-paid. I'm gonna need money for his food, Mom.
Brick: Hmm. Well, Cindy's parents are making her try out for volleyball this weekend, so I'm free.
Sue: Yay! We can go out for pizza. You can see where my classes are, meet my R.A.. But just so you know, Brick, there are all types of people here at college, so you might hear some music with explicit lyrics.
Brick: Uh, hello? I didn't hear the word "library" in there.
Sue: Yeah, that's because I was saving the best for last. They have a library here, Brick, with 52,000 books. You can request a book, and they will actually send it down to you in an elevator. It's a book elevator!
Brick: A book elevator? Hold on. I need a minute. I'm a little dizzy.