Coach: "The athletics at our school get all the glory and spirit, but there's one part of our school that's too easily overlooked. Please welcome our new mascot for the library, Bernie, the Bookmark."
[Brick walks out in a bookmark costume holding a boom box]
Frankie: [v.o.] In retrospect, we really should have had Brick tell us about the pep rally.
[C+C Music Factory's "Gonna Make You Sweat" plays]
Tape: ♪ Everybody... ♪
Brick: Read.
Tape: ♪ ...now ♪
Brick: Come on, everybody. Who's excited about reading?
Tape: ♪ Everybody... ♪
Brick: Read.
Tape: ♪ ...now ♪ [crowd booing]
Teacher: You'd think his parents would have stopped this.