Axl: Are you shopping for barbecue sauce?
Brick: Indeed I am, but there's just so many choices.
Axl: Hmm, well, I can tell you the best barbecue sauce I've ever tasted is this one. Heck Brothers Old-timey Barbecue sauce.
Brick: Hmm, I do love a good family business.
Axl: Mm.
Brick: But I notice some of these other sauces are FDA approved.
Axl: Oh, they're FDA approved, all right, but if you're anything like me, you want the government out of your barbecue sauce. As soon as the government goes in, the flavor comes out.
Brick: That certainly makes a lot of sense to me. I'm going to buy two bottles.
Axl: Hmm. [the customer grabs a bottle of the sauce] Excuse me, ma'am. Uh, you don't pay for that at the register. It's old-timey. You pay for it in the alley.