Quote from Brick in Pam Freakin' Staggs
Brick: So, Dad, I picked this up in the free bin at the library, and I thought you and Mom might find it very interesting. It's called Far Out Parenting. It was written in the '70s, but I think it still applies. Just substitute "flip-flops" for "go-go boots," and "oboe" for "drugs." Mike: Put it in the john. Maybe I'll check it out.