Quote from Axl in The Smell
Hutch: So, you can't go to the chi-o party 'cause of this painting? Axl: No, I can't go to the party 'cause I might have a girlfriend. Hutch: Oh, you might have a girlfriend, so you can't go to the party 'cause you don't want to cheat on the girlfriend that you may or may not have. Axl: Exactly. Hutch: And the answer's in this painting? Axl: I don't know. Maybe, but... [sighs] We made out the whole time. Then she gave me this painting, told me it explains everything, and that was it. Hutch: Well, why don't you call Cassidy and just ask her what it means? Axl: [chuckles] Yeah, right. You wouldn't call up Michelangelo and tell him you don't understand the "Moaning Lisa." Hutch: Dude, it's the "Mona Lisa." Axl: "Mona"? That's not even a word. [groans] I don't get art.