Quote from Mike in The Smell
Bill: Hey, this might sound crazy, but I could really use an assistant coach. I know you did some coaching back in the day. Come on when Axl was little. Mike: Yeah, back-to-back city t-ball champs. But I'm retired. Bill: Oh, come on! It'd be fun! We could hang out, you know? Get some fresh air. We could even go out for beers after. Mike: Well, I've done a lot less for beer. Bill: Oh, we're also looking for some more girls to help fill out the roster, so I don't know if Sue is into joining stuff, but maybe she could play on the team. Sue: [squeals] I would love to be on the soccer team. I don't exactly have soccer gear, but I could use my shorts from volleyball, my cleats from field-hockey tryouts, my tennis wristbands, and, if it gets cold, my Wrestlerettes sweatshirt. Mike: Looks like you got yourself an assistant coach. Bill: [chuckles] All right.