Brick: Wow, you do not want to see the front of the house. It's a pumpkin crime scene out there.
Frankie: So, how was the dance? Did you talk to Harper? Come on, spill it. Mama wants some deets.
Brick: Well, she came up to me and said "Hi." At that point, I got sort of nervous, so my hands started to shake. Soon the shaking spread to my whole body. I tried to stop it, but that's when the dizziness set in. It's weird, you always hear people say the room started spinning, but it really did. I think that's about the time I bit my tongue, 'cause I tasted my own blood. At least I think that was my blood, it could have been hers. I clawed her face pretty good on the way down.
Mike: The way down?
Brick: Yeah, I took out the whole snack table. Anyway, when I came to, I was getting oxygen from the paramedics. Apparently, I banged my head on the punch bowl. They said I'm supposed to sleep upright tonight and you need to check my pupils once an hour. Clearly, I am not ready for a real relationship. Oh, well. We tried. Oh. They said I'm supposed to sleep upright tonight and you need to check my pupils once an hour. Did I mention that already? Hmm.