Sue: Say hello to the new Potato Girl at Spudsy Malone's!
Frankie: Oh, congratulations! So the interview went well.
Sue: It was amazing! The manager offered me the job so quickly. He was super decisive. You don't normally see that kind of maturity in a 14-year-old. He was really impressed. At one point, I was reading from my essay, and he even said, "I don't need to hear any more."
Frankie: Wow.
Sue: And check out this awesome pin. "Try our new tuna and cheese potato. I love it!" And they even gave me a free one to take home. I'm so excited. [eats] Oh. Must've been a bad bite. Ugh. That was even worse than the first one. [spits out] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is not happening!
Frankie: Honey, what's the problem?
Sue: The problem is, I am gonna be wearing a pin that says, "Try our new tuna and cheese potato. I love it!" And I clearly do not love it.
Frankie: Well, Sue, it's just a job. You don't have to like what you do. It's-- it's like cleaning people's teeth or parenting.
Sue: All I know is I am finally working at a fast-food stand in the mall, which is awesome, but now my dream is turning into a nightmare! I won't be selling delicious Idaho potatoes with your choice of 34 different toppings. I'll be selling lies!