Frankie: [v.o.] One of the great challenges faced by parents throughout history is getting their kids up for the first day of school... unless they're going to college.
Axl: I am so out of here! Dad, come on! Let's go! You gotta drop me off at college!
Frankie: What?
Axl: I am gone. Dad's giving me a ride up to college, so lates.
Frankie: Axl.
Axl: Ugh. Fine. Later. [kisses Frankie on the forehead] Come on, Pops. Meet you at the front door.
Frankie: Uh, we're all going, not just "Pops." We're all taking you up to college.
Axl: [scoffs] Why?
Frankie: It's an iconic moment, Axl. It's an iconic moment for us and for you and our whole family, and we're all gonna do it together.
Mike: Told you she wouldn't go for it.
Axl: Ugh. Fine. Just don't shower or try to look nice or anything. I want to get there before all the hot chicks put on the Freshmen 10. Okay, now, I'm gonna go rip one last fart in Sue's room, and then let's hit the road.