Axl: You guys never learned how to lie. Clearly, our public schools are failing us. Brick, the first rule of lying don't say you're lying.
Brick: I'm not trying to do it. It-- it just happens.
Axl: Well, try this: after you lie, add something true to the end of the lie, that way you'll trick your brain into thinking you're not lying.
Brick: Okay. The Glossners threw a rock through our window, and... it's dark outside. [Brick is silent for a moment]
Axl: Yes!
Brick: [whispers] The first part is a lie.
Axl: We'll work on that.