Brick: It really has something for everybody. I mean, Mom, you can watch The Bachelor anytime you want. And, Dad, you can-
Axl: No one cares, Brick, but I think people might be quite interested in this news. I'm sitting in class today when my phone buzzes, and I notice I have an e-mail that says-
Waitress: Excuse me. Can I get you folks started with some drinks?
Mike: Um... we'll have a couple of pops and water for these people.
Waitress: Can I interest anyone in some bacon-wrapped shrimp tonight?
Mike: You wrap anything in bacon, we'll eat it.
[Sue unnerves the waitress by smiling at her]