Frankie: [v.o.] I thought about it, and Mike's right. I stepped over the line with Jeff. So I did what I should have done right from the beginning... I called his wife.
Frankie: [on the phone] Hi, Colleen, it's Frankie, your neighbor. I hope you don't mind me leaving a message on your cell, but... Well, I was a bit of a dope, and I called Jeff so he would call Mike again, and Mike found out. And I promised him I wouldn't call Jeff again. So that's why I'm reaching out to you, just wife-to-wife. 'Cause it would be silly if they didn't get together because of what I did. So if you could tell your husband to just call my husband so they could grab another beer, that would be great.
Frankie: [on the phone] Hi. It's Frankie calling back real quick. Now that I thought about it, maybe don't tell Jeff I called you, 'cause that might be weird.
Frankie: [on the phone] Hi. Frankie again. You know how I said in the last message not to tell Jeff I called you? I realized I shouldn't ask you to lie to your husband. So however you wanna handle it amongst yourselves is your business, but how 'bout no one tell Mike? [laughs] Just let's none of us tell Mike, okay?
Frankie: [on the phone] Sorry to call back again, but I just wanna be super-duper clear. 'cause you don't really know me, and I don't want you to think I keep secrets from my husband. 'cause I don't. We have a very good marriage. I mean, everybody has their problems. But I mean, it's good. No, it's solid.
Frankie: [on the phone] I feel like I'm starting to sound crazy. But someone who knows they're crazy isn't really crazy, right? Like Hitler.
Frankie: [on the phone] Oh, God, I just realized I mentioned Hitler, and that's really inappropriate. I don't even know if you're Jewish. Doesn't matter. Hitler's horrible for everybody. You know what? Let's just start over. You can tell Jeff whatever you want...