Axl: Well, I just got the lamest assignment ever.
Brick: Get in line.
Axl: Mrs. Johnson is forcing us to write a speech or do a video on a life-changing event, something I haven't had. I mean, people who meet me have the life-changing event 'cause of my awesomeness, but I can't very well meet myself, now, can I? What am I gonna do?
Mike: Wait till the last minute, and turn in something that squeaks you by with a C-?
Axl: Yeah, that was totally my plan, but then I found out this is, like, 30% of my grade. I mean, that's more than half, and I got nothing-- Nothing.