Quote from Frankie in The Map
Mike: Hey. What are you doing here? I thought you went over to Aunt Edie's. Frankie: Please, Mike, can't you go today? I told her Aunt Ginny died six times this week, and I'm not proud of this, but the last time, just to shake it up, I told her it was a hang gliding accident. Mike: Ugh. I just got home. Frankie: Come on. It won't be that bad. It's like ripping a band-aid off and putting it back on again and ripping it off again and putting it back on. Mike: She can't stay there alone, Frankie. We gotta figure somethin' out. Frankie: I know. I know, so how does this sound? "Kind, responsible caregiver wanted to share lovely home with demented octogenarian who is old of body but young in spirit. Drinking and smoking a plus. Must be willing to diaper emphysemic dog and possibly others." Mike: You're lucky the economy's in the toilet.