Mike: Okay. Watch and learn. [to the cashier] So they got you working on Thanksgiving, huh?
Cashier: Yeah, but it's okay. I'm trying to save some money for college.
Mike: Oh, is that right? What high school do you go to?
Cashier: St. Mary's.
Mike: Oh, yeah. That's the catholic school just down the street. So do you gotta wear those catholic girl uniforms with the skirts? [chuckles]
Cashier: Sir, this conversation is making me uncomfortable.