Quote from Sue in Heck's Best Thing
Sue: Hi. Um, I'd like to pay my $68.34 texting charge in cash this month. Sales Clerk: Name on the account? Sue: Aunt Edie. Antoinette Edie, but I just go by Edie. Sales Clerk: Your last name? Sue: [to Brick] What is Aunt Edie's last name? Brick: I don't know. I always just call her "Aunt Edie."