Mike: Don't you start. You knew you had community service. Why didn't you say something three months ago?
Axl: 'Cause whenever I tell you anything, you always bite my head off! You ways think I do everything wrong!
Mike: Why would I think that? Maybe it's 'cause thanks to you, I'm driving around with 50 chicken Parmesans on the day of Sue's graduation.
Axl: See?! You never say anything nice to me. You always act like I screw up. All I know is, I got two jobs while I go to school, I never miss a sports practice, I took that weird wizard girl to prom! I do plenty of good stuff.
Mike: [sighs] You really think that? That I don't say anything nice to you?
Axl: [sighs] I don't know. Sometimes.
Mike: Yeah, well... You, kids, are the best thing that ever happened to me.
Axl: Really? You must have a really sucky life.
Mike: Yes, I do. [both chuckle]