Sue: Guess what? The pool is opening a week early this Saturday and Carly and I are gonna go.
Frankie: Oh, Saturday? We're celebrating aunt Edie's birthday Saturday.
Sue: What?! No!
Frankie: [v.o.] Since she had turned 14, certain changes in brain chemistry had caused Sue to occasionally place extreme importance on... Let's face it, the stupidest things.
Sue: You just don't get it!
Mike: Yeah... We only got 60 days to mail this thing. I'd better walk it down to the post office myself.
Sue: I have to be there on opening day. This is the most important thing in the world to me. More important than saving the whales, more important than cross-country! If I could go back in time and unsee the Justin Bieber movie to get this, I would! That's how important it is to me! If I don't get to go, I'll die!
Frankie: Well, we don't want you to die, so I'll just have to reschedule Aunt Edie's birthday. Not that she'll know the difference.
Sue: Whew. Thank God. [phone rings] That's for me! It's Carly!