Axl: I can't! Not with the second wave about to crash. You know, when the hot girls break up with their prom dates and are back on the market, desperate to go with anyone. And that's where I come in. "Hello, ladies." [chuckles]
Frankie: Well, "good-bye, ladies," 'cause you already got a date. [chuckles]
Axl: Oh, my God! You care more about some girl you don't even know having a good time at prom than your own son!
Frankie: Are you my own son? Because I didn't know my son was a jerk!
Axl: Well, that's where you're wrong! You can't make me take her!
Frankie: Oh, sure I can. You're either taking Ashley to prom or you're not going.
Axl: Fine! I won't go.
Frankie: [gasps] Oh, you're going!