Mike: Everybody gets a trophy? [Frankie sighs] This isn't winning an award. This is like hearing your name when they call attendance.
Frankie: Come on. That's just the way they do it now. It's cute. And aside from the 40 bucks, what's the harm?
Mike: The harm is we're raising kids with no sense of reality. Used to be, you were the best, you got a trophy. Now we just give 'em out to any bozo that shows up?
Frankie: Well, as the father of a bozo, I would keep that to yourself.
Mike: I mean, these kids have got to know these trophies are meaningless.
Sue: Look. I won. I really won! I feel like I'm dreaming!
Frankie: Oh, we're so proud of you, honey! Oh.
Mike: Hey, look at you!