Sue: Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God! I won! I won a contest! [screams and dances]
Frankie: [v.o.] Now you may wonder why we weren't more excited, but, see, over the years, Sue'd won a lot of contests.
[montage:]
Sue: I won a free mix-in at the yogurt store. [screams and dances]
Sue: Hundredth caller! K-102 morning zoo bumper sticker.
Sue: [gasps] Pickle lover's recipe book! 52 pickle recipes with colored pictures! [screams and dances]
[present:]
Sue: I won a trip to New York! Look, you guys. I won! I really won!
Frankie: You really won a trip to New York?
Sue: I was at the orthodontist, and in this travel magazine, there was this little card you had to fill out with "I love... [blank] York" and mail it in. I put "New," and I guess I was right. Whew. So lucky. I was this close to saying "Michael."