Frankie: [v.o.] I got to tell you, being banned wasn't all that bad. I had the day off of work, the house to myself, and a backlog of Oprahs waiting for me.
Axl: Hey, Mom.
Frankie: Axl. What are you doing here? I was just cleaning the cupboards.
Axl: It's a teacher in-service day.
Frankie: Well, if you don't have school, what are you doing out of bed?
Axl: Well, I was thinking maybe you could take me to the mall.
Frankie: You mean, like, drop you off?
Axl: Like... go inside.
Frankie: But our standard deal of not coming within 50 feet of you?
Axl: I'm allowing a one-time exception.
Frankie: Oh, really? What's the occasion?
Axl: Well, I started dating this chick Vanessa a week before Valentine's day, and now I'm on the hook to get her a present. Rookie mistake. And I was totally cracking under the pressure, but then I thought, "Hey, mom used to be a girl once. Maybe she could help me pick something out."
Frankie: So you're... asking me to do something with you? [Axl nods] Like, for real? Oh, Axl. Of course I'll go with you.
Axl: Mom? Do you want to put some clothes on?
Frankie: Oh, right. [laughs] Usually, I'm telling you that!