Frankie: Mike, this is junior high girl drama we're talking about here. It's a minefield. Trust me. Ya can't just go stomping in there, or you'll get your legs blown off.
Mike: When did girls get like this? I thought girls were nice.
Frankie: [scoffs] Girls are horrible to each other. How can you not know that?
Mike: I've never driven 'em to the movies before. So this is just how girls are?
Frankie: Yep.
Mike: And there's nothing we can do?
Frankie: No.
Mike: Brutal. I gotta tell ya, I wouldn't last ten seconds as a girl.
Frankie: Now you see why we eat so much chocolate? [sighs]