Frankie: What did you do?
Axl: Okay, first of all, that cafeteria is unsanitary, so Troy and Fitz dared me and Darrin to sneak off school grounds for lunch. And Darrin's like, "It's on." I was like, "So on." Darrin's like, "Yeah." I'm like, "Hell yeah." So Darrin's all driving, and I'm all in the trunk. So we feast at Joe's Subs and everything's cool. Until we sneak back and I'm still in the trunk, and Darrin's sexting this girl he's never gonna get. He forgets I'm in there. Three hours later, the vice principal hears my screams. And now they wanna make an example of me because I wouldn't follow their totally unfair rules... so I'm suspended for five days.
Frankie: Suspended? This is not good. We do not get suspended. Wait .Why are we just now finding out about this?
Axl: Well, they sent home a note, but you're always talking about how busy you are. So I signed it for you. You're welcome.
Mike: You're gonna wanna remove yourself from my line of vision. Now.