Mike: All right, I get it, you're still mad.
Frankie: I'm not mad, Mike. I guess I just don't understand, that's all. I don't understand why you can't just come to the funeral and tape the games.
Mike: Tape the games? So instead of actually being there, I can watch it three hours later, sitting on my couch after everybody else already knows who won. Tape the games? Seriously, tape the games? Tape the funeral. At least I won't have to worry about anybody telling me how it ends.