Quote from Mr. Ehlert in The Fun House
Abby Michaels: Ah, is that the paperwork? Give me, give me. Frankie: Sorry, Abby. I can't let you buy this car. Not when you're not fully aware of what you're doing. Abby Michaels: [normal voice] You should have sold me the car. You should have made the deal. Frankie: What? Mr. Ehlert: Yep, you screwed the pooch on that one, Frances. Drunk customer: the easiest sale in the book. Meet Abby Michaels, a motivational consultant I hired to whip you losers into shape. You got your work cut out for you, Abby. I'm gonna turn off the security cameras, and you do what you gotta do. [Abby clicks tongue]