Quote from Mike in The Block Party
Mike: Look, if you want, I can help Brick make friends. But you know what I'm gonna say. Frankie: Don't say it. Mike: Sports. There, I said it. Hey, Brick, get in here. Frankie: This is Brick. He's gonna suck. Mike: Of course he's gonna suck, but it's still the best way for a boy to make friends. Hey, we're signing you up for a team. What sport you like? Brick: I like basketball. Mike: See? He likes basketball. That ought to be good for some friends. Frankie: Or get him beat up. Mike: By his friends.