Frankie: [v.o.] Here in the middle, we have a long tradition of kids raising money for their school by hitting up their neighbors to buy crap they don't want or need. Following in that great tradition, Sue was selling cheese and sausage for Orson Junior High.
Sue: Four exciting varieties of sausage to match whatever sausage mood you may find yourself in.
Frankie: [v.o.] I think what makes Sue such a good seller is that she can take rejection. Probably because she's had so much practice.
Sue: [as the man closes his front door] Or maybe you'd prefer our "Show Your Love With Cheese" cheese ball with faux granite cutting board. I'll just wait here at the door a while in case you change your mind.
Frankie: [v.o.] Let me tell you, when it comes to selling cheese and sausage, Sue was driven. She was driven by Mike all over Indiana.
Mike: Hey, hey!
Frankie: [v.o.] Mike took her to Terre Haute. They went to Gary. She hit almost every county in the state. Because if she sells $3000 worth, she wins a free trip all the way to Indianapolis.